my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I woke up under a house in Key West
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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