have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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