oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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