He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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