Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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