we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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