So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jerry, you need to find god
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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