Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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