its not stalking. its research.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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