***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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