These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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