check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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