just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I am naked and annoyed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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