btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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