There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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