I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Drake has all the answers
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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