Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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