Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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