thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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