So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
His nipple licking is glorious
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