its not stalking. its research.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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