check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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