We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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