i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Who did Billy Mays play for?
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We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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