i just wanna soil my oats bro
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize