absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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