i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Alive.
So much puke
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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