i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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