just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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