Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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