well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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