Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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