I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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