Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm at about main and main street
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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