oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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