well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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