woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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