He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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