Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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