he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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