even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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