His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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