im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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I just found a bag of teeth...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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