Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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