OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
smell my finger.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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