you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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