Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
The air taste purple.
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