Me too!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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