Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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