i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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